After a friend on facebook voiced her concern that she didnt know the definition of dating I figured it would make a good blog post for me to explain my view on the subject in the only way I can: with lots of crude sarcastic puns.
So here are the levels of relationships and what they mean to a guy:
Seeing: We hang out a lot but she still pays for her share of stuff and there's no romantic things going on
Dating: I feel good enough about the level of romantic things we're doing that I don't have a problem footing the bill for the activities that we do. However theres something about you that still makes me unsure about signing up for the "You only" club.
Relationship: I'm good with you exclusively, unless I'm calling this an open relationship in which I like having sex with you but I have someone on the side and calling this a relationship cuts down on the amount I have to spend taking you out on dates.
Friends with Benefits: I don't mind having the sex but its probably not worth me taking you out to fancy dinners when it cuts into our sex time.
One Night Stand: Chances are I don't remember your name, but unless you gave off a super weird vibe I'd probably be interested if you called in turning this into at least Friends with Benefits, whatever your name is.
Hope that was helpful
This was a Mike Robertson public service announcement
1 comment:
I like this. I think I'm going to have to do a post like this, because some of my definitions are different than yours. ;) Later, whatever your name is. (loved that part)
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