Contingency Plan

Apparently there is a drought of men in Australia. There's so many knock off British women there that they don't have enough guys to meet the demand. I swear, if I don't find a wife by the time I hit 30 I'm going to head down there and beat the hot accented chicks off with a stick. This blows my mind. Like this Today article is saying "Come to Australia, we have tons of desperate women." I mean is my degree good down there? I'm sure that I can throw the words "Shrimp on the Barbie" onto my sign designs if they wanted. I'll definitely have to look into this, especially if the socialists beat the war-mongers this election.