If you add two Hamburger Helpers together, are you helping or hindering the hamburger?
Which came first boiling or broiling, and were they by the same guy or did someone rip someone off?
Do some girls not realize that they cant put on makeup well? I mean stop really, you looked fine without, sometimes its really bad.
What stinks to fish?
Why girls think that guys are difficult to understand, and then when listing off the things that girls like to try to prove their point, they go on for ten minutes and somehow weave world peace and ponies into it?
How exactly you would protest a speeding ticket in court?
Do the people on SmashLab really have scientific degrees or did they just get four stupid people together and tell them to come up with unrealistic methods to solve problems?
Are kids as happy with the happy meal if you take out the fries and give them apples instead?
How the one chick on the treadmill tonight doesnt die running with three layers on, besides the fact that she goes to the gym to not run on the treadmill?
How smart is Alex Trebek? When they go to commercials does he sometimes call a contestant a dumbass? Because sometimes the old woman with negative 1500 bucks looks like she was browbeaten when they come back from break.
3 comments:
Wacky and good. Did you make these up?
yeah things that were running through my head at the time
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